Slow Adopter

Me: It's the end of an era, I'm getting rid of my VCR.
Royce: It's the end of two eras, it's so old.
Me: Hey, lots of people still have VCRs you know.
Royce: Yeah, maybe if they live in Kazakhstan.
Me: (Laughing) That is MEAN.
Royce: I'm just saying it's about time.